I am a massive believer in news aggregators and porn blogs. Watching tubes or browsing through the top sites is awesome, don’t get me wrong. However, they are usually great for consuming the content that you already know, like registering because there are many of your favorite pornstar videos, of because the site is the best in their niche.
Adult blogs are different in this regard and they remain the best way to discover porn. It used to be YouTube thing where a bunch of kids would compile their top lists of tits, etc. But since YT is safe for work, there was never any nudity or material worth jerking off to. Sure, if you tag nudity as education, that might work but there is no education in sticking your cock down someone’s throat. This is how porn blogs got their fans and popularity.
The first-time people discovered voronov-holding.ru, it was like the Christmas all over again. You had top 10 lists and even reviews. Since there are not many best porn blogs out there or if there are, they just focus on shit like galleries, etc. That was like 20 years ago and no-one is interested in a close-up pussy shot of a disgusting pornstar. Some would even charge you money for this. What you see here is free. I have decided to include something very related and story driven too: best adult story blogs and websites.
Quick Review Access
Top Adult Porn Blogs and Story Sites
When my dick gets sore from all the different pornstars that I have jerked off to, the only logical thing left to do is to look for more pornstars and more porn. Thanks to various porn sites and blogs, my job is much easier these days than it used to be. In the 1980s I would have one pornstar and stick with it for a year or two, always re-watching one or few videos, again and again. Now, I can pop a pill of cum enhancing magic and cum so much that I can spell all these new whores names on my girlfriend’s face.
While surfing the site, I have discovered few new pornstars that met my criteria: hot, skinny and with enormous tits. The writer is doing a nice job at bringing much variety, always covering new topics and girls. For example, I did not even know that I was into Chinese porn, and EroHut was the site that introduced me to that shit. I will have to grab some chopsticks and a duct tape my girlfriend’s eyes near the ears, so she looks more Asian.
One of the greatest things about this blog is a lack of aggressive ads. These fucking sites are the worst of them all, the ones that fuck your PC up with pop-ups and other bullshit. During my review, there were no slowdowns or anything that caught my attention as “bad”. Basically, it is as nice as a porn blog can be. Just needs more posts and maybe showing some love to voronov-holding.ru, if you know what I am saying.
The problem with a lot of adult blogs is that they end up dead, sooner or later. Making a dent in the porn industry is one of the hardest things you can do. So, it comes as no surprise that after half-year of no traffic or earnings, webmasters jut gave up. Thankfully, this site works just fine and having re-visited it six months later, it is far from forgotten. I have spent years filling my own blog only to see bills and nothing else, not a single penny was earned and even these days it’s hard to make a sale with something that you are giving away for free.
Now, I am not complaining or anything as there is so much more in this world than money, just doing it for the sheer passion of porn and from what I can tell, the EroHut site is also following my roots. You might also wonder, why do I even talk about my competitors? Well, I may just here to help you out man. Finding top porn sites and it does not matter if some of them compete with me directly or not. voronov-holding.ru is so much more than that and hopefully you can all appreciate my efforts.
EroHut offers a nice combination of content and quality, combined with great design and no awful ads. It might not be the biggest site for the niche, but sometimes it is not the quantity that counts.
- Clean design without many ads
- Fast loading times
- Mobile friendly
- Needs more content
FMyLife Intimacy Review
We all have our share of embarrassing stories! There is no greater joy than reading some of these that have happened to other people. We would never want to be in their shows, but to have a laugh is another story. I have discovered FML probably over ten years ago by accident. Since then, it became one of my favorite sites for short reads with a comedic value.
What must one do with their lives if you seek extreme or funny porn? I have no idea if these are my parents that should be blamed or my ex-girlfriends. However, I love some extreme and just weird looking shit. Many people have fun watching weird content and it does not have to be porn related. The most popular sub-reddits that are spinning in my history are /r/WTF and just crazy art related ones.
Since voronov-holding.ru is all about porn sites and is not called “random lists”, we are covering good stuff today. How does one define extreme porn anyway? For some people things like tranny porn or even interracial is already way too much. Nonetheless, for others it can be anal gapes and that won’t even be phased. I did ask few of my co-workers to help me shuffle through crap and pick some of the better porn sites out there. Oh, and that was hard as fuck.
Site Features & User Interface
I am an old fart and here is my first and only complain! Their site was so fucking good before redesign. It loaded quickly, and the navigation was much easier. You could also scan text much quicker and get the best stories in a heartbeat.
The intimacy section was separated. You had two categories, sex and love. This is how I prefer my texts as reading something about breakups is boring and not funny. However, sex is fucking funny.
Just now I have learned about a kid who discovered their mom and dad online. Is there anything wrong with that? Yes, with dildos showed down their assholes! Because they are swingers, obviously. Some stories seem to be bullshit, like a guy banging his dream girl only to find out that she is a tranny.
There are nasty and funny comments and let me give you some other funny stores. Wife and husband did sixty-nine and then found out they have lice, which is disgusting. There are always chodes that get cheated on by girls asking them to wait for a “right moment”. These usually last for few years and then dumping ensures. Someone is always infected with herpes or some other STD.
Watching porn is great, we love it, everyone does it. Sometimes it does get boring and heck. Occasionally, porn is not what you want in the first place. You could scroll through your friend’s Facebook wall, but most likely they live boring lives and share nothing exciting or read worthy. You can also take your phone in the bathroom and just keep on reading till your legs go numb. It’s not like that ever happened to me or anything.
We have reddit, news sites and YouTube, so why not add FML as another time waster? I even bought their book that was for sale five years ago. Spoiler alert: all they did was reprint stories that have already appeared on site. Yes, without any original or additional content. One of the worst investments of my life, so please do not do that. Just read and have some fun, live does not have to be so fucking serious all the time. Also, don’t register, there is no reason to do that.
The community is sites biggest asset. While it used to be much better without too many fake stories, content is still manageable and worth checking occasionally. If they would not force registration to leave comments or rate, that would place it much higher on our list.
FMyLife Intimacy Summary
- Lots of funny and intimate stories
- Mostly original content
- Comment section
- Old design was much better
- Requires registration
- Ad-block warning
People have secrets and some of these will never get told. Be it adoption stories or cheating adventures. Sometimes the burden is so heavy that you need to tell someone about your issues or sins. Therefore, good Samarians have created a subreddit called /r/SluttyConfessions/ for nothing, but confessions related to sex life.
Sure, some non-intimate stories might be interesting too, but people just take their lives way too serious. A confession about speeding is not exciting, nor time worthy to read. However, sex does make all the difference. As you might realize from the name, sluts confessing is the theme of this sub and before you go, please keep in mind that not all stories are real. It has a mix of fantasies and real stories that happened to OP or their friends.
Today, I have read of an 18-year old slut that got naked in front of the neighbor, just to see his reaction. It did not end like in a porn movie where both fucked, but if you are studying phycology, this is a great place to understand these women behaviors. As you will soon realize, all women are massive whores, perverted sluts and nasty individuals. They are constantly cheating, living double lives and even have few families. The top-rated stories always include pictures, so it a cherry on top of an already nice and very different sub, compared to anything else I have seen.
If you love long stories, there are many of these here too. I am more of a minute guy but seeing a post with thousands of comments and upvotes can make you read even the longest confessions. Minus the possibly fake story bit, I have enjoyed my stay on this sub and will continue to visit it once every month or so. Also, there are multiple women hating on guys, only to end up sucking them off afterwards and if there one thing I have learned is that when a female says that she hates the guy, sooner or later she will cheat on with you with him. Why? Because women are emotional creatures and hate is a very strong emotion.
I always felt that my ex had a lot of secrets to tell, yet she never opened herself up to me. Multiple times did I try to understand what the fuck was she talking about during her sleep (expecting to hear some juicy details), but this wild fantasy of mine never turned into anything worthily.
If you like fictional and real stories, /r/SluttyConfessions/ will be in your frequently visited sites list. If all you care are facts, then browse cautiously, the sub mixes both real and fake stories, without clearly tagging what is fiction and what is life.
Once you are done with the text version of porn, visit some of the top sites that produce content you can consume with your ears and eyes, in a video format. You know, the 21st century stuff.
- Reading secret stories is entertaining
- There are many whores out there
- Long and short confessions
- Not all stories are true
Reading adult stories might sound like something for people without the internet or access to pictures. Yet, sometimes these stores are so well crafted that you want to find out what happens next. I do not enjoy fake erotica or sci-fi stories of people fucking aliens, but there are still funny or hot blogs and pages out there.
I am sure you have heard of FML already and if not, you need to visit that fucking page right now, it features some of the funniest porn related confessions there are. Speaking of confessions, this is another type of material that is interesting. You don’t get the best writers like Stephen King to write them, but that is not the point. The thing with these stories is that they sound very real life like.
For example, a woman confessing that she is cheating on her husband or that a slut girlfriend is considering fucking her boyfriend’s best friend. You can’t verify these claims, but these dramas sometimes have multiple parts and go from interesting to holy fuck moments. I do believe that this list is of great value.
Having Fun with Sluts
I have a funny story to share, about drunk sluts and good vibes. My friend and invited fours whores to my house for drinks and a movie. It wasn’t a session full of heavy drinks or anything, just few bottles of vine, did not even feel drunk. After finishing a horror movie, my then brilliant mind decided to introduce them to the world of porn!
Not just any porn, but some of the funniest shit I could remember. Haven’t seen them again in my house, ever. We laughed our asses off, and all the whores were grossed out and wanted to go home. I did not let them out and forced to watch more funny shit. There was a video of Japanese girl who got asphyxiated, which was hilarious due to editing. She almost died but received a reward of $5 or something. It was just the warm-up and thorough the rest of the night we have seen some of the funniest shit in porn.
These videos are always the best with good friends and people that have never been exposed to porn on major basis. You get to see their shocked faces and enjoy bad reactions. We were browsing the net and using the websites I have listed to get more content. I remember watching someone fuck the alien, zombies and other fictional characters. Some of these links you should keep private and not share with your dad or mom. Just remember to bring them to the parties. People around me know that I am into funny shit and always ask for new videos on Efukt and NSFW Funny.